A Royal Flush (i.e. down the toilet)

I just thought I would like to congratulate the royal couple on their engagement.

No, I really do. Good for them.

But I would like to point out to every single newspaper and TV channel in the UK and probably most of the world that this is not ground breaking or important news. FFS this wedding is about 6 months away and my tiny mind is already fed up to the eyeballs with all the press and publicity. I was wondering what the Pervy Council make of the newsworthiness of this story... and possibly the attitude we have towards the people involved. (in particular those non-Brits amongst the clan)

This whole whirlwind of the past 24-ish hours has made me slightly nervy and emotional as I personally hate so much talk of weddings and marriage up-front, in-my-face, for many different reasons, which I kind of guess most of you know about. (if not, there will be a post on my own blog soonish explaining more)

I would just like to inform all my fellow Pervy Councillors that when... ooooops MAJOR typo there...that IF I ever get married my 'story will be sold only to the Pervy Council website and of course every single one of you is invited. If the twitter hash tag of #royalwedding is good enough for William and Kate, I suggest that IF the big day ever arrives my hash tag should me #annisFINALLYgettingmarried (emphasis on the finally part - me and the BF has been together 13 years now and am getting seriously itchy)





*BTW when I say itchy I don't mean I have some kind of contagious disease, I mean that I am wondering when the fuck it is going to happen...