Pervy Sims Update: Pervy Queen Ghost Huntin'

Let me introduce this post by confessing that I did not always get the best angle for these screenshots from gameplay. My old laptop is a tad pissy with the hot weather and until I wait for my very shiny item to arrive that will cure my laptop of its ills, gameplay is a little... stunted. I also don't know if it's illegal, copyright-wise, for me to be posting pictures from The Sims 3, but we'll soon find out if somebody tries to sue me...

Pervy Sims

As my fellow Pervy Councillors know, I can often be found playing "The Sims 3", a miraculous gaming invention by giants in the gaming industry, "Electronic Arts". Being that I was inundating my Twitter feed with so many Sims 3 updates, occasionally to the amusement of my friends, I decided to recreate the Pervy Council in The Sims.

So, I started this game off with the latest expansion pack, "Late Night", which gave me a new city ("Bridgeport"), and several new features, including the opportunity to become a celebrity. "Late Night" also re-introduced the capacity to live in an apartment instead of a house (which we haven't seen since The Sims 2). Being that I wasn't planning to cheat (this time) and give my Sims loads of money so that they could buy a deliciously huge house, I put them all in an apartment. I soon discovered that the apartments were far too small for all of us. The Ministers for Music and YouTube were promptly kicked out to their own little apartment nearby, whilst the Ministers for Eurovision and Sex Education were banished to a separate apartment with the Lord of Panicked Exit Strategies. At the time of playing the game, the Pervy Queen and the Minister without Profiteroles were online on Twitter, so I decided to just play those two for the moment, and then switch households later on to keep up with the others.