Karaoke Secret Santa 2010: a roaring success!

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen of the Pervy Council!

I am here to deliver my report on the 2010 Karaoke Secret Santa, and am pleased to disappoint anybody who thought we'd all embarrass ourselves dreadfully by chirruping on the interweb by announcing that WE WERE ALL FUCKING FANTASTIC. As it stands (after nine PM on Boxing Day in Australia), we are yet to see every video (some people have clearly forgotten to upload their videos yet - too much eggnog?), but I thought I'd share the videos that have been successfully contributed so far - featuring, of course, the Pervy Council!

Firstly, our beloved Queen of the Pervy Council, @SpaceCadet_76, who delivered an incredibly impressive reading of a Christmas song by old rockers Queen (appropriate?) for @MrDennisAndrews, who has regrettably not been able to record/upload a video for his own Secret Santa recipient... yet. (He says it's coming.)



Secondly - what an amazing video by @forkinabucket! I have never seen such an energetic, hyperactive, high-pitched, LOUD video in all my life! And then she starts singing - with hand actions! And leaps up on the bed and jigs around! Hands down, the most enthusiastic Karaoke Secret Santa of 2010. Has to be. I haven't even seen them all yet and I'm making that call! Check her out!



Next - @syzygy! Wow, what a video! Very, very impressive. Loved the self-accompaniment, and the damned good rendering of a damn good song. This performance reminds me of somebody famous, spectacular and amazing... Be buggered if I can think of who, though. Utterly brilliant, James! You have me as a fan for life.



Now, the organiser of Karaoke Secret Santa, and the Pervy Council's very own Minister for YouTube (and my very own private consort), @jrr4film, did a fantastic rendition of a Radiohead tune, also accompanying himself on guitar! (I feel a bit lazy now, using a karaoke track...) Very sexy. (Clearly biased, but go on, fellow smuts...) Also, please note unintentional contribution by moi to his video, by improving the environs with my lovely set of boxes for Joe.



And last, but not least (I hope) - my video. It was dedicated to @blondekel13, poor lass - she got stuck with me last year! She very kindly tells me that she loves my videos, bless her.



So, as you can see, we are a wonderful, incredible bunch of people and we all deserve something dreadfully dirty as reward for being so fabulous.

'Til next Christmas, Pervy Karaoke Singers!

Yours faithfully,
@painted_duchess

Council Session - Friday 12th November 2010

*bangs gavel to bring session to order*

I wish to bring up the disappointing lack of filthy, dirty, pervy smut-riddled references here and on Twitter. All of us are guilty this week of failing to provide adequate saturation of our chief mandate...which I am still unclear about myself...errrrrr... turning the world back 40 years so we're talking like we were in a Carry On film?

I noted only several on Twitter from we, the self-proclaimed ruling body of such important work in the world.

If you do make a FDPS-RR on Twitter, please ensure that it is appropriately hash-tagged  - #PervyCouncil -  so that we can spread the word and create interest in our cesspit of sauciness and depravity...or our cause, however politically-correct or morally-upstanding you're feeling today

After an initial burst of energy, we all seem to be lax in our contributions to the blog. I will, however, accept that many of us have been pre-occupied in the last week. I think there was the understanding that there would be no pressure to contribute here but even one entry here per week from all of us would be sufficient, even if it's just a post in your Council office about you playing tennis in the nude.