And They Shall Know Me By The Trail Of Dread

Hello.

Well, hasn't a lot changed while I was on my holidays (also known as "holibobs" by people who like to ruin words).

I can't remember my role in this rather special Pervy Council, but I wish to be known as:
- Lord of Panicked Exit Strategies
- Earl of Inappropriate Nomenclature
- Tawdry Duke of Mawk
- Count of Non-consequence
- Hepatitis Sea-Lion VII.

How about we record a song? Lyrics..?