Harry Potter stars' rankings in terms of perviness

In order to make a fair judgement about the above photo, I have decided to rank them based PURELY on that photo, and not by recalling better hair days that each individual star may have had. Given the disgraceful hair in this photo, the ranking is slightly different than it otherwise may have been. I will be ranking them thus:

1) Draco Malfoy (fantastic hair)
2) Neville Longbottom (well-groomed)
3) Harry Potter (too short)
4) Ron Weasley (what the fuck)

I'm sorry, Rupert Grint, but your hair is not cutting it. At all. I don't even care that you're part of Team Redhead. Your hair is a DISGRACE.

I think the point of this photo is, "OMG LOOK AT NEVILLE, HE GOT HOT" but my housemate Pippa smugly informs me that she always knew he would be much more attractive than the others. Interesting. I have yet to see that particular actor (name? Insignificant detail) in anything other than Harry Potter so whether or not he can actually act remains to be seen.

In Pervy We Trust,
Minister for Shiny Things

Well, it's an important question to be asked!

Special Shiny Things Bulletin

Ministers,

I write with great news! Look at this gigantic shiny thing that I found in the gardens of the National Gallery in Canberra! It's wondrous! It's enormous! It's so shiny!

The Minister for Shiny Things with her Shiny Thing

I'm reminded of a scene from Red Dwarf:

Cat: You can't have my shiny thing. I found it, it's my shiny thing.
Rimmer: What are you driveling about?
Cat (producing yoyo): THIS is my shiny thing. And if you try and take it off me I may have to eat you.

Minister for Arts asking a dumb question

Dear All,

I'm here to prove to you that my Bachelor of Music degree with Honours was worth every cent, and ask y'all a truly simple question, I'm sure... How do I post to my Triller page????? (Other than leaving a comment.)

Please and thank you.

Lovelovelove,

Minister for Arts

Minister for Health

Minister for Shiny Things

The Painted Duchess xxx