*bangs gavel firmly and confidently, ensuring the Council's attention*
Pervy Councillors, good day to you all... *bows head*
Firstly, it is my very great pleasure to announce we have a new face amidst our number in here in Council Chambers and I would like you all to take the time to welcome JRR4FILM.
JRR4FILM has been good enough to take on the role of Minister for YouTube and it is my fond hope that we don't terrify him too much in his first weeks as a Councillor.
The second matter I wish to address is our continuing lack of a clear idea of what in the name of arse it is we do round here...I mean, I invited JRR4FILM to join us in our quest to "rid the world of homogenised blandness and sauce it up with occasional rude/smutty/filthy references that bring smirks to the faces of so many". Succinct, yes, but is that all we do? Is there a bigger picture, or even smaller details, that I am failing to address?
Your thoughts on this matter would be appreciated, *looks at you all pointedly over her spectacles* Councillors, as I am intent on drafting a constitution.
I leave you all to ponder this matter and continue your day....
Showing posts with label council session. Show all posts
Showing posts with label council session. Show all posts
Tuesday, November 30, 2010
Monday, November 22, 2010
Special Council Session - Monday 22 November 2010
Councillors...*nods to each of you* Greetings to you all for the new week.
Our presence here at Blogger is coming up to a month in age and I am struck by the fact that we still look like we did on the 24th of October...
I seek ideas from all of you...what images would best represent us, colours that would do the same...I want our Island Nation of Gallimaufry to have a flag and rather than just going all snotty regal on you all and saying well we're having this, I want to be able to instead exercise some measure of democracy.
We have a collective pool of influences, ideas and that unite under the banner of The Pervy Council and I want to be able to harness that, channel it into a creative treatment for the blog.
So please ... *spreads arms out to you all* ...ideas, thoughts, suggestions, if you would all be so bold....
Our presence here at Blogger is coming up to a month in age and I am struck by the fact that we still look like we did on the 24th of October...
I seek ideas from all of you...what images would best represent us, colours that would do the same...I want our Island Nation of Gallimaufry to have a flag and rather than just going all snotty regal on you all and saying well we're having this, I want to be able to instead exercise some measure of democracy.
We have a collective pool of influences, ideas and that unite under the banner of The Pervy Council and I want to be able to harness that, channel it into a creative treatment for the blog.
So please ... *spreads arms out to you all* ...ideas, thoughts, suggestions, if you would all be so bold....
Friday, November 19, 2010
Council Session - Friday 19th November 2010
*bangs gavel to bring session to order...unfortunately its in time to Madness' House of Fun and is not inclined to cease banging till the song ends....*
Right then, this week, you lot....err, my esteemed Council Members *dips head with both reverence and a slight hint of apology* ...
This week, I have seen an improvement in our Pervy Stats and must compliment M'lady Bitsy for her suggesting that she'd bedded Brad Pitt during her tea break...even if it was only in a conversation with herself on Twitter, it was a decided highlight in perviness, so well done Bitsy *moves to salute Bitsy but still has gavel in hand and inadvertently knocks self out with it*
Right then, this week, you lot....err, my esteemed Council Members *dips head with both reverence and a slight hint of apology* ...
This week, I have seen an improvement in our Pervy Stats and must compliment M'lady Bitsy for her suggesting that she'd bedded Brad Pitt during her tea break...even if it was only in a conversation with herself on Twitter, it was a decided highlight in perviness, so well done Bitsy *moves to salute Bitsy but still has gavel in hand and inadvertently knocks self out with it*
Friday, November 12, 2010
Council Session - Friday 12th November 2010
*bangs gavel to bring session to order*
I wish to bring up the disappointing lack of filthy, dirty, pervy smut-riddled references here and on Twitter. All of us are guilty this week of failing to provide adequate saturation of our chief mandate...which I am still unclear about myself...errrrrr... turning the world back 40 years so we're talking like we were in a Carry On film?
I noted only several on Twitter from we, the self-proclaimed ruling body of such important work in the world.
If you do make a FDPS-RR on Twitter, please ensure that it is appropriately hash-tagged - #PervyCouncil - so that we can spread the word and create interest in our cesspit of sauciness and depravity...or our cause, however politically-correct or morally-upstanding you're feeling today
After an initial burst of energy, we all seem to be lax in our contributions to the blog. I will, however, accept that many of us have been pre-occupied in the last week. I think there was the understanding that there would be no pressure to contribute here but even one entry here per week from all of us would be sufficient, even if it's just a post in your Council office about you playing tennis in the nude.
I wish to bring up the disappointing lack of filthy, dirty, pervy smut-riddled references here and on Twitter. All of us are guilty this week of failing to provide adequate saturation of our chief mandate...which I am still unclear about myself...errrrrr... turning the world back 40 years so we're talking like we were in a Carry On film?
I noted only several on Twitter from we, the self-proclaimed ruling body of such important work in the world.
If you do make a FDPS-RR on Twitter, please ensure that it is appropriately hash-tagged - #PervyCouncil - so that we can spread the word and create interest in our cesspit of sauciness and depravity...or our cause, however politically-correct or morally-upstanding you're feeling today
After an initial burst of energy, we all seem to be lax in our contributions to the blog. I will, however, accept that many of us have been pre-occupied in the last week. I think there was the understanding that there would be no pressure to contribute here but even one entry here per week from all of us would be sufficient, even if it's just a post in your Council office about you playing tennis in the nude.
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