A bit of a naughty garden idea

Fellow Councillors,

I bring to your attention a photograph that I recently espied upon one's Pervy Facebook. My friend is living in Japan for a year, and spotted this in a garden. I believe the garden itself was dedicated to fertility, and there were many photographs of many statues, depicting various acts of fertility, uhmm... rites. I snaffled this picture and suggest that we erect (*snort*) a similar statue in our very own Pervy Garden.

What do you think?

Cheerfully, festively,
Minister @painted_duchess

Special Council Session - Tuesday 30th November 2010

*bangs gavel firmly and confidently, ensuring the Council's attention*

Pervy Councillors, good day to you all... *bows head*

Firstly, it is my very great pleasure to announce we have a new face amidst our number in here in Council Chambers and I would like you all to take the time to welcome JRR4FILM.

JRR4FILM has been good enough to take on the role of Minister for YouTube and it is my fond hope that we don't terrify him too much in his first weeks as a Councillor.


The second matter I wish to address is our continuing lack of a clear idea of what in the name of arse it is we do round here...I mean, I invited JRR4FILM to join us in our quest to "rid the world of homogenised blandness and sauce it up with occasional rude/smutty/filthy references that bring smirks to the faces of so many". Succinct, yes, but is that all we do? Is there a bigger picture, or even smaller details, that I am failing to address?


Your thoughts on this matter would be appreciated, *looks at you all pointedly over her spectacles* Councillors, as I am intent on drafting a constitution.


I leave you all to ponder this matter and continue your day....

Special Council Session - Monday 22 November 2010

Councillors...*nods to each of you* Greetings to you all for the new week.

Our presence here at Blogger is coming up to a month in age and I am struck by the fact that we still look like we did on the 24th of October...

I seek ideas from all of you...what images would best represent us, colours that would do the same...I want our Island Nation of Gallimaufry to have a flag and rather than just going all snotty regal on you all and saying well we're having this, I want to be able to instead exercise some measure of democracy.

We have a collective pool of influences, ideas and  that unite under the banner of The Pervy Council and I want to be able to harness that, channel it into a creative treatment for the blog.

So please ... *spreads arms out to you all* ...ideas, thoughts, suggestions, if you would all be so bold....

Council Session - Friday 19th November 2010

*bangs gavel to bring session to order...unfortunately its in time to Madness' House of Fun and is not inclined to cease banging till the song ends....*

Right then, this week, you lot....err, my esteemed Council Members *dips head with both reverence and a slight hint of apology* ...

This week, I have seen an improvement in our Pervy Stats and must compliment M'lady Bitsy for her suggesting that she'd bedded Brad Pitt during her tea break...even if it was only in a conversation with herself on Twitter, it was a decided highlight in perviness, so well done Bitsy *moves to salute Bitsy but still has gavel in hand and inadvertently knocks self out with it*

Councillor's Offices

Now, last night I sent DM's to you all regarding your office and what I really ought to have done was just plonked all the info here so I did not have to repeat myself.

Your offices, my Pervy Council, is the place what where you can drop in and discuss matter pertaining to your portfolios or anything that you deem of particular fascination or worthy of discussion that is not necessarily directly pertinent to the Council.

Now, I've named your Office pages but given I was on the edge of a mania when I made them up, you may wish to retitle them to your own taste - let me know and I will change it ASAP

Baron Hawkey
http://pervycouncil.blogspot.com/p/baron.html

Pamela Andrews
http://pervycouncil.blogspot.com/p/seriel-triller.html

forkinabucket
http://pervycouncil.blogspot.com/p/ferkenbouquet.html

cacophonyx
http://pervycouncil.blogspot.com/p/soundzabitty.html

BitsyVonMuffin
http://pervycouncil.blogspot.com/p/grabbahotone.html

SpaceCadet_76
http://pervycouncil.blogspot.com/p/caeli-regina.html

If I catch any of you in my office, stealing my stationary or rifling through my desk looking for the Key to the Council Drinks Cabinet, I shall shoot you on sight.

A song from waaaaaaay deep down

M'lord Cacophonyx has put forward a suggestion that amuses, delights, intrigues and alarms me in equal measures... a song for the Council....


Suggestions for lyrics, Councillors, if you would please....I mean obviously it needs to be very filthy/dirty/smutty but in a clever, double entendre way. Perhaps to the tune of the Italian national anthem...that's always rousing.


Or not.


I turn to the Council, then....