Harry Potter stars' rankings in terms of perviness

In order to make a fair judgement about the above photo, I have decided to rank them based PURELY on that photo, and not by recalling better hair days that each individual star may have had. Given the disgraceful hair in this photo, the ranking is slightly different than it otherwise may have been. I will be ranking them thus:

1) Draco Malfoy (fantastic hair)
2) Neville Longbottom (well-groomed)
3) Harry Potter (too short)
4) Ron Weasley (what the fuck)

I'm sorry, Rupert Grint, but your hair is not cutting it. At all. I don't even care that you're part of Team Redhead. Your hair is a DISGRACE.

I think the point of this photo is, "OMG LOOK AT NEVILLE, HE GOT HOT" but my housemate Pippa smugly informs me that she always knew he would be much more attractive than the others. Interesting. I have yet to see that particular actor (name? Insignificant detail) in anything other than Harry Potter so whether or not he can actually act remains to be seen.

In Pervy We Trust,
Minister for Shiny Things

Well, it's an important question to be asked!

Pervy Sims Update: Pervy Queen Ghost Huntin'

Let me introduce this post by confessing that I did not always get the best angle for these screenshots from gameplay. My old laptop is a tad pissy with the hot weather and until I wait for my very shiny item to arrive that will cure my laptop of its ills, gameplay is a little... stunted. I also don't know if it's illegal, copyright-wise, for me to be posting pictures from The Sims 3, but we'll soon find out if somebody tries to sue me...

A matter of musical importance

My dear fellow councillors,

As Minister for Arts, I would like to advise that I will be co-hosting an interesting event coming up rather soon in the calendar, one which my beloved other half dreamt up this time last year. We call it: "Karaoke Secret Santa".

Step-by-step process:

• The idea is that you join our Secret Santa website and fill out a "Wishlist" of music (eg. your favourite band, song, musical, Christmas carol, etc).
• On a specified date, the Secret Santa website will automatically assign everybody a Secret Santa recipient.
• You then go to your recipient's wishlist, check out their music wishlist, and pick a song (eg. if they said that Ben Folds was their favourite artist, you could choose any Ben Folds song you like).
• Film yourself performing this song. You can sing it, recite it, play it on the piano, fill glasses of water and bang on them, drum it, rap it, or write a three-act play around the plot of it. The important part is that you film it (just using a regular digital camera, or webcam, is fine).
• Upload this video to YouTube before Christmas Day (an official deadline will be assigned to allow for timezones), and then either you or I will advise the recipient of the video (haven't ironed out that kink yet).

Then, when we all wake up on Christmas morning, there'll be a crazy video of something we like on YouTube -- ESPECIALLY FOR US!!!!! An Internet present of goodwill and music.

What more could one really need for Christmas than that?

I would like to encourage ALL of the Pervy Councillors to join me in this event.

Yours Effervescently,
The Painted Duchess
Minister for Arts, Shiny Things and Something Else
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Minister for Arts asking a dumb question

Dear All,

I'm here to prove to you that my Bachelor of Music degree with Honours was worth every cent, and ask y'all a truly simple question, I'm sure... How do I post to my Triller page????? (Other than leaving a comment.)

Please and thank you.

Lovelovelove,

Minister for Arts

Minister for Health

Minister for Shiny Things

The Painted Duchess xxx