YouTube Find(s) of the Day: Shake Weight (ft. female-friendly perv)

Oh, such a glorious idea!



And ladies...don't you pout. I've got Shake Weight...for Men!



Let me just ... *shoot* ... out? ... a few gems for you:

• "Wow, really? Is that why my arms are so cut? Wait...I don't own Shake Weight? I see..."
• Love how they just had to show that buff, accented guy, clenching his teeth, shaking hard and exclaiming, "Whew! That's it."... *twice*. 
• Yeah, you feel it in your chest...
• Okay, just because you add quick editing, completely ripped men, and a "Kick-Butt" guarantee doesn't mean you've eased my homophobic fears...
• I understand how your arms got that way...but, how did your abs, your shoulders...basically, the rest of your body get that way. Don't tell me it's Shake Weight...

YouTube Find of the Day: Naughty Nigella Lawson

For my first order of business as Minister of YouTube, Karaoke and MLB, I hereby declare the following video worthy of The Pervy Council's time, as well as very appropriate to our current discussion:



Yes, I do believe something needs to be erected in the Pervy Garden, in honor of Miss Lawson...a.s....a.p.