Morning peeps hope you are all well this fine sunday morning and your Perviness is on high alert . Today I shall be doin some D I Y not the sexual pleasuring kind, no no just boring paint stripping . My darling husband is taking me out to lunch at a French Bistro, this is to make up for the disasterous Indian meal that we went for last weekend, when the service was very poor and the food when it eventually showed up was even poorer. We did however thanks to my darling daughter manage to get a 40% reduction on the bill.
After lunch I intend to go shopping for my Christmas present, he is not aware of this yet so it will be a lovely surprise for him Wishing you all a fun filled sunday .

ciao

Bitsy

Council Session - Friday 19th November 2010

*bangs gavel to bring session to order...unfortunately its in time to Madness' House of Fun and is not inclined to cease banging till the song ends....*

Right then, this week, you lot....err, my esteemed Council Members *dips head with both reverence and a slight hint of apology* ...

This week, I have seen an improvement in our Pervy Stats and must compliment M'lady Bitsy for her suggesting that she'd bedded Brad Pitt during her tea break...even if it was only in a conversation with herself on Twitter, it was a decided highlight in perviness, so well done Bitsy *moves to salute Bitsy but still has gavel in hand and inadvertently knocks self out with it*

Position of the Week

Hi Gang

Due to a very busy weekend I completley forgot about position of the week . Therefore this week will be " FREESTYLE" I want you all to go out there and shag like rabbits try anything and everything and report back with anything you feel would beneftit the groups sexual enhancement . Being as we are called the pervy council I would like to ask you all what is the most perverse thing you have ever done?? Look forward to receiving your answers .

Bitsyvonmuffin
Minister for Sex Education

so this is my new position of the week afte last weeks thigbuster this is nice and gentle.

THE SOFT ROCK

So your on the bottom he is on top instead of resting on his elbows get your partner to inch forward 2 to 4 inches and place his arms eithside of yoru shoulders you spines shoujld be straight with your legs touching his inch your pelvis up by 2 to 3 inches as he gently pushes down creating a counter resistance hence a gentle rock rather than a thrust

Morning Fellow Council members I have never blogged before so this is all new territrory for me. As mentioned previoulsy I shall be suggesting s position of the week in my role as Minister for Sex Education. So here is the first one "The face to face Fandango"
This pose gives a whole new meaning to the words Dirty Dancing,Lie on the floor or another flat surface faceup,with your legs with bent under your thighs and your arms raised straight back over your head. Have your guy lie on top of you face to face,his legs straight and his hands gripping either your shoulders or your sides. Once you have tweaked the pose so its comfortable for you both,he can penetrate you with wide circular motions,or deep up and down thrusting - wichever best suits your saucy mood