Fellow Councillors,
As you are well aware, the Minister for YouTube and I recently engaged in a very special meeting, which could realistically be considered to be of a very pervy nature indeed. Yes, 'twas our first physical meeting since declaring ourselves to be an official item in June of 2010, and despite a few dubious opinions from non-romantics, we have proved that Twitter and Skype are the true giants of communication, and we are more infatuated with each other than ever. I come bearing photographic evidence of our time together - please click the clicky link to read more!
Showing posts with label pervy councillors. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pervy councillors. Show all posts
Saturday, March 12, 2011
Tuesday, December 7, 2010
A bit of a naughty garden idea
Fellow Councillors,
I bring to your attention a photograph that I recently espied upon one's Pervy Facebook. My friend is living in Japan for a year, and spotted this in a garden. I believe the garden itself was dedicated to fertility, and there were many photographs of many statues, depicting various acts of fertility, uhmm... rites. I snaffled this picture and suggest that we erect (*snort*) a similar statue in our very own Pervy Garden.
What do you think?
Cheerfully, festively,
Minister @painted_duchess
I bring to your attention a photograph that I recently espied upon one's Pervy Facebook. My friend is living in Japan for a year, and spotted this in a garden. I believe the garden itself was dedicated to fertility, and there were many photographs of many statues, depicting various acts of fertility, uhmm... rites. I snaffled this picture and suggest that we erect (*snort*) a similar statue in our very own Pervy Garden.
What do you think?
Cheerfully, festively,
Minister @painted_duchess
An urgent council matter to be put on the next council meeting agenda
Fellow Pervy Councillors,
I must highlight an important issue that I feel needs to be brought to the attention of the Minister for Eurovision, Minister @forkinabucket, immediately.
Minister, it is my sad duty to announce that our newest Minister, Minister @jrr4film, has declared that he has no idea what Eurovision is.
Minister, might I suggest that this situation be rectified post-haste? I motion for the Minister for Eurovision to education the Minister for YouTube on the goodness that is Eurovision with some sort of explanatory council post, preferably with YouTube examples (as this is a medium that the Minister for YouTube understands very well).
Who will second my motion?
Sombrely, and sincerely,
Minister @painted_duchess
I must highlight an important issue that I feel needs to be brought to the attention of the Minister for Eurovision, Minister @forkinabucket, immediately.
Minister, it is my sad duty to announce that our newest Minister, Minister @jrr4film, has declared that he has no idea what Eurovision is.
Minister, might I suggest that this situation be rectified post-haste? I motion for the Minister for Eurovision to education the Minister for YouTube on the goodness that is Eurovision with some sort of explanatory council post, preferably with YouTube examples (as this is a medium that the Minister for YouTube understands very well).
Who will second my motion?
Sombrely, and sincerely,
Minister @painted_duchess
Tuesday, November 30, 2010
Special Council Session - Tuesday 30th November 2010
*bangs gavel firmly and confidently, ensuring the Council's attention*
Pervy Councillors, good day to you all... *bows head*
Firstly, it is my very great pleasure to announce we have a new face amidst our number in here in Council Chambers and I would like you all to take the time to welcome JRR4FILM.
JRR4FILM has been good enough to take on the role of Minister for YouTube and it is my fond hope that we don't terrify him too much in his first weeks as a Councillor.
The second matter I wish to address is our continuing lack of a clear idea of what in the name of arse it is we do round here...I mean, I invited JRR4FILM to join us in our quest to "rid the world of homogenised blandness and sauce it up with occasional rude/smutty/filthy references that bring smirks to the faces of so many". Succinct, yes, but is that all we do? Is there a bigger picture, or even smaller details, that I am failing to address?
Your thoughts on this matter would be appreciated, *looks at you all pointedly over her spectacles* Councillors, as I am intent on drafting a constitution.
I leave you all to ponder this matter and continue your day....
Pervy Councillors, good day to you all... *bows head*
Firstly, it is my very great pleasure to announce we have a new face amidst our number in here in Council Chambers and I would like you all to take the time to welcome JRR4FILM.
JRR4FILM has been good enough to take on the role of Minister for YouTube and it is my fond hope that we don't terrify him too much in his first weeks as a Councillor.
The second matter I wish to address is our continuing lack of a clear idea of what in the name of arse it is we do round here...I mean, I invited JRR4FILM to join us in our quest to "rid the world of homogenised blandness and sauce it up with occasional rude/smutty/filthy references that bring smirks to the faces of so many". Succinct, yes, but is that all we do? Is there a bigger picture, or even smaller details, that I am failing to address?
Your thoughts on this matter would be appreciated, *looks at you all pointedly over her spectacles* Councillors, as I am intent on drafting a constitution.
I leave you all to ponder this matter and continue your day....
Thursday, November 18, 2010
A Royal Flush (i.e. down the toilet)
I just thought I would like to congratulate the royal couple on their engagement.
No, I really do. Good for them.
But I would like to point out to every single newspaper and TV channel in the UK and probably most of the world that this is not ground breaking or important news. FFS this wedding is about 6 months away and my tiny mind is already fed up to the eyeballs with all the press and publicity. I was wondering what the Pervy Council make of the newsworthiness of this story... and possibly the attitude we have towards the people involved. (in particular those non-Brits amongst the clan)
This whole whirlwind of the past 24-ish hours has made me slightly nervy and emotional as I personally hate so much talk of weddings and marriage up-front, in-my-face, for many different reasons, which I kind of guess most of you know about. (if not, there will be a post on my own blog soonish explaining more)
I would just like to inform all my fellow Pervy Councillors that when... ooooops MAJOR typo there...that IF I ever get married my 'story will be sold only to the Pervy Council website and of course every single one of you is invited. If the twitter hash tag of #royalwedding is good enough for William and Kate, I suggest that IF the big day ever arrives my hash tag should me #annisFINALLYgettingmarried (emphasis on the finally part - me and the BF has been together 13 years now and am getting seriously itchy)
*BTW when I say itchy I don't mean I have some kind of contagious disease, I mean that I am wondering when the fuck it is going to happen...
No, I really do. Good for them.
But I would like to point out to every single newspaper and TV channel in the UK and probably most of the world that this is not ground breaking or important news. FFS this wedding is about 6 months away and my tiny mind is already fed up to the eyeballs with all the press and publicity. I was wondering what the Pervy Council make of the newsworthiness of this story... and possibly the attitude we have towards the people involved. (in particular those non-Brits amongst the clan)
This whole whirlwind of the past 24-ish hours has made me slightly nervy and emotional as I personally hate so much talk of weddings and marriage up-front, in-my-face, for many different reasons, which I kind of guess most of you know about. (if not, there will be a post on my own blog soonish explaining more)
I would just like to inform all my fellow Pervy Councillors that when... ooooops MAJOR typo there...that IF I ever get married my 'story will be sold only to the Pervy Council website and of course every single one of you is invited. If the twitter hash tag of #royalwedding is good enough for William and Kate, I suggest that IF the big day ever arrives my hash tag should me #annisFINALLYgettingmarried (emphasis on the finally part - me and the BF has been together 13 years now and am getting seriously itchy)
*BTW when I say itchy I don't mean I have some kind of contagious disease, I mean that I am wondering when the fuck it is going to happen...
Saturday, November 6, 2010
An island nation...
*stands up from throne, places hands on hips, holds head high and begins long, noddy-inducing speech*
My Pervy Councillors...members of the public.
*nods respectfully to encompass all in the room*
I have a dream...well, frankly, I have a lot of dreams and some of them are VERY saucy indeed and mostly involve Richard Armitage, naked, strapped to the b--never mind that now!
The dream I want to talk to you about today is something I have considered for some time now but until the advent of the Pervy Council, it had no place to really take root and grow. But now... *sweeping hand gesture toward the Council Members*...two great concepts can become as one *claps hands together...then notes the blank stares from about the Council Chamber*
Yeah, alright then, I'll get to the bloody point *sniffs and takes seat in throne again*
I always wanted my own island and earlier in the year, bored out of brain and not long before going out of my mind, I actually wrote extensive notes, drew a map, even gave the island a name - one entirely appropriate to the island's great diversity of interests.
I want to know, My Pervy Council, if I should find those notes again and give us a "proper" home from which to govern from? I mean, obviously, I get the pick of the locales, as far as hilltop chalets go, but there's plenty of waterfront real estate on offer...and you can borrow the Lear jet on weekends?
*looks about, sniffs again* should I then? Ayy?
My Pervy Councillors...members of the public.
*nods respectfully to encompass all in the room*
I have a dream...well, frankly, I have a lot of dreams and some of them are VERY saucy indeed and mostly involve Richard Armitage, naked, strapped to the b--never mind that now!
The dream I want to talk to you about today is something I have considered for some time now but until the advent of the Pervy Council, it had no place to really take root and grow. But now... *sweeping hand gesture toward the Council Members*...two great concepts can become as one *claps hands together...then notes the blank stares from about the Council Chamber*
Yeah, alright then, I'll get to the bloody point *sniffs and takes seat in throne again*
I always wanted my own island and earlier in the year, bored out of brain and not long before going out of my mind, I actually wrote extensive notes, drew a map, even gave the island a name - one entirely appropriate to the island's great diversity of interests.
I want to know, My Pervy Council, if I should find those notes again and give us a "proper" home from which to govern from? I mean, obviously, I get the pick of the locales, as far as hilltop chalets go, but there's plenty of waterfront real estate on offer...and you can borrow the Lear jet on weekends?
*looks about, sniffs again* should I then? Ayy?
Sunday, October 31, 2010
Councillor's Offices
Now, last night I sent DM's to you all regarding your office and what I really ought to have done was just plonked all the info here so I did not have to repeat myself.
Your offices, my Pervy Council, is the place what where you can drop in and discuss matter pertaining to your portfolios or anything that you deem of particular fascination or worthy of discussion that is not necessarily directly pertinent to the Council.
Now, I've named your Office pages but given I was on the edge of a mania when I made them up, you may wish to retitle them to your own taste - let me know and I will change it ASAP
Baron Hawkey
http://pervycouncil.blogspot.com/p/baron.html
Pamela Andrews
http://pervycouncil.blogspot.com/p/seriel-triller.html
forkinabucket
http://pervycouncil.blogspot.com/p/ferkenbouquet.html
cacophonyx
http://pervycouncil.blogspot.com/p/soundzabitty.html
BitsyVonMuffin
http://pervycouncil.blogspot.com/p/grabbahotone.html
SpaceCadet_76
http://pervycouncil.blogspot.com/p/caeli-regina.html
If I catch any of you in my office, stealing my stationary or rifling through my desk looking for the Key to the Council Drinks Cabinet, I shall shoot you on sight.
Your offices, my Pervy Council, is the place what where you can drop in and discuss matter pertaining to your portfolios or anything that you deem of particular fascination or worthy of discussion that is not necessarily directly pertinent to the Council.
Now, I've named your Office pages but given I was on the edge of a mania when I made them up, you may wish to retitle them to your own taste - let me know and I will change it ASAP
Baron Hawkey
http://pervycouncil.blogspot.com/p/baron.html
Pamela Andrews
http://pervycouncil.blogspot.com/p/seriel-triller.html
forkinabucket
http://pervycouncil.blogspot.com/p/ferkenbouquet.html
cacophonyx
http://pervycouncil.blogspot.com/p/soundzabitty.html
BitsyVonMuffin
http://pervycouncil.blogspot.com/p/grabbahotone.html
SpaceCadet_76
http://pervycouncil.blogspot.com/p/caeli-regina.html
If I catch any of you in my office, stealing my stationary or rifling through my desk looking for the Key to the Council Drinks Cabinet, I shall shoot you on sight.
Saturday, October 30, 2010
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