Karaoke Secret Santa 2010: a roaring success!

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen of the Pervy Council!

I am here to deliver my report on the 2010 Karaoke Secret Santa, and am pleased to disappoint anybody who thought we'd all embarrass ourselves dreadfully by chirruping on the interweb by announcing that WE WERE ALL FUCKING FANTASTIC. As it stands (after nine PM on Boxing Day in Australia), we are yet to see every video (some people have clearly forgotten to upload their videos yet - too much eggnog?), but I thought I'd share the videos that have been successfully contributed so far - featuring, of course, the Pervy Council!

Firstly, our beloved Queen of the Pervy Council, @SpaceCadet_76, who delivered an incredibly impressive reading of a Christmas song by old rockers Queen (appropriate?) for @MrDennisAndrews, who has regrettably not been able to record/upload a video for his own Secret Santa recipient... yet. (He says it's coming.)



Secondly - what an amazing video by @forkinabucket! I have never seen such an energetic, hyperactive, high-pitched, LOUD video in all my life! And then she starts singing - with hand actions! And leaps up on the bed and jigs around! Hands down, the most enthusiastic Karaoke Secret Santa of 2010. Has to be. I haven't even seen them all yet and I'm making that call! Check her out!



Next - @syzygy! Wow, what a video! Very, very impressive. Loved the self-accompaniment, and the damned good rendering of a damn good song. This performance reminds me of somebody famous, spectacular and amazing... Be buggered if I can think of who, though. Utterly brilliant, James! You have me as a fan for life.



Now, the organiser of Karaoke Secret Santa, and the Pervy Council's very own Minister for YouTube (and my very own private consort), @jrr4film, did a fantastic rendition of a Radiohead tune, also accompanying himself on guitar! (I feel a bit lazy now, using a karaoke track...) Very sexy. (Clearly biased, but go on, fellow smuts...) Also, please note unintentional contribution by moi to his video, by improving the environs with my lovely set of boxes for Joe.



And last, but not least (I hope) - my video. It was dedicated to @blondekel13, poor lass - she got stuck with me last year! She very kindly tells me that she loves my videos, bless her.



So, as you can see, we are a wonderful, incredible bunch of people and we all deserve something dreadfully dirty as reward for being so fabulous.

'Til next Christmas, Pervy Karaoke Singers!

Yours faithfully,
@painted_duchess

Special Council Session - Tuesday 30th November 2010

*bangs gavel firmly and confidently, ensuring the Council's attention*

Pervy Councillors, good day to you all... *bows head*

Firstly, it is my very great pleasure to announce we have a new face amidst our number in here in Council Chambers and I would like you all to take the time to welcome JRR4FILM.

JRR4FILM has been good enough to take on the role of Minister for YouTube and it is my fond hope that we don't terrify him too much in his first weeks as a Councillor.


The second matter I wish to address is our continuing lack of a clear idea of what in the name of arse it is we do round here...I mean, I invited JRR4FILM to join us in our quest to "rid the world of homogenised blandness and sauce it up with occasional rude/smutty/filthy references that bring smirks to the faces of so many". Succinct, yes, but is that all we do? Is there a bigger picture, or even smaller details, that I am failing to address?


Your thoughts on this matter would be appreciated, *looks at you all pointedly over her spectacles* Councillors, as I am intent on drafting a constitution.


I leave you all to ponder this matter and continue your day....