Council Session - Friday 12th November 2010

*bangs gavel to bring session to order*

I wish to bring up the disappointing lack of filthy, dirty, pervy smut-riddled references here and on Twitter. All of us are guilty this week of failing to provide adequate saturation of our chief mandate...which I am still unclear about myself...errrrrr... turning the world back 40 years so we're talking like we were in a Carry On film?

I noted only several on Twitter from we, the self-proclaimed ruling body of such important work in the world.

If you do make a FDPS-RR on Twitter, please ensure that it is appropriately hash-tagged  - #PervyCouncil -  so that we can spread the word and create interest in our cesspit of sauciness and depravity...or our cause, however politically-correct or morally-upstanding you're feeling today

After an initial burst of energy, we all seem to be lax in our contributions to the blog. I will, however, accept that many of us have been pre-occupied in the last week. I think there was the understanding that there would be no pressure to contribute here but even one entry here per week from all of us would be sufficient, even if it's just a post in your Council office about you playing tennis in the nude.

A song from waaaaaaay deep down

M'lord Cacophonyx has put forward a suggestion that amuses, delights, intrigues and alarms me in equal measures... a song for the Council....


Suggestions for lyrics, Councillors, if you would please....I mean obviously it needs to be very filthy/dirty/smutty but in a clever, double entendre way. Perhaps to the tune of the Italian national anthem...that's always rousing.


Or not.


I turn to the Council, then....