Klassy Krafty Kama Sutra

Just the ticket for your living room wall, this Kama Sutra Cross Stitch from the good people at fab.com is sure to speak volumes to visitors to your home - about your pervy pursuits, your exceptional taste in art and interest in handicrafts (that not even you knew you had)...

What's In A Name...

Some pharmaceutical based lewdness for Monday morning....

All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.

Example, the trade name is Tylenol and it’s generic name is Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.

After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.

Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.

Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of ‘cocktails’, ‘highballs’ and just a good old-fashioned ‘stiff drink’.

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT AND DO.

Thought for the day:

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer’s research.

This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them...;)

The health of our nation

Without wishing to step on the toes of our Minister for Health, @Painted_Dutchess, I thought it prudent to bring this to the attention of the ministers gathered.

To ensure health, fitness and general good wellbeing, this minister wholeheartedly recommends the Italian Chandalier at least twice a week, with lashings of 'explaining why you got out of bed so quickly' afterwards....

Double-whammy for the Minister for YouTube and MLB

Well, well, well!

I would just like to bring to the attention of the Ministers Gathered that the Minister for YouTube and MLB, JRR4FILM, has been furthering the causes of both online by posting a video from a ballgame that he saw which has had OVER TWO MILLION VIEWS.

It is currently at: 2, 117, 205 views.

Absolutely incredible.

Go JRR4FILM!

xo

Harry Potter stars' rankings in terms of perviness

In order to make a fair judgement about the above photo, I have decided to rank them based PURELY on that photo, and not by recalling better hair days that each individual star may have had. Given the disgraceful hair in this photo, the ranking is slightly different than it otherwise may have been. I will be ranking them thus:

1) Draco Malfoy (fantastic hair)
2) Neville Longbottom (well-groomed)
3) Harry Potter (too short)
4) Ron Weasley (what the fuck)

I'm sorry, Rupert Grint, but your hair is not cutting it. At all. I don't even care that you're part of Team Redhead. Your hair is a DISGRACE.

I think the point of this photo is, "OMG LOOK AT NEVILLE, HE GOT HOT" but my housemate Pippa smugly informs me that she always knew he would be much more attractive than the others. Interesting. I have yet to see that particular actor (name? Insignificant detail) in anything other than Harry Potter so whether or not he can actually act remains to be seen.

In Pervy We Trust,
Minister for Shiny Things

Well, it's an important question to be asked!

Some shiny balls, yesterday..

The Mall's Balls, Adelaide, Australia
I don't know that further comment is necessary
...other than yes, they are rather large.