I write with great news! Look at this gigantic shiny thing that I found in the gardens of the National Gallery in Canberra! It's wondrous! It's enormous! It's so shiny!
The Minister for Shiny Things with her Shiny Thing
I'm reminded of a scene from Red Dwarf:
Cat: You can't have my shiny thing. I found it, it's my shiny thing.
Rimmer: What are you driveling about?
Cat (producing yoyo): THIS is my shiny thing. And if you try and take it off me I may have to eat you.
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