Special Council Session - December 4 & 5

*bangs gavel rather firmly...watches as it bounces over her shoulder and through the open window...winces at hearing the scream of the poor unfortunate in the street who just copped it on the noggin....moves across to look out of the window, calling down...*

Sorry.

*...ducks suddenly when the gavel is returned through the same window at speed...stands back up to call down*

Thank yooooou...

*....straightens shoulders and returns to Round Table...clears throat, looks up, smiles*

I have called this session to order to discuss an important matter, regarding our fair island nation's natural surrounds and how they might be enhanced.

It was proposed by the Baron Hawkey during a Pervy Council Twittage that a statue be erected--*waits for sniggering to die down*--of one Nigella Lawson, given her Perve Quotient amongst so many.

My immediate reaction to this proposal was very positive, though I did feel it was necessary to balance this blatant display of boobage with one of particularly hot maleness and my thoughts immediately began dwelling on Richard Armitage...

*...eyes glaze over...leans elbows on table...strange smile comes to face.....undisclosed member of Council lobs a Mintie, catching Queenie on the forehead and breaks her from the spell from which she was under...*


Hmmmm....yup....sorry?....oooo yes, for your consideration, to appeal to all manner of orientations...

Nigella Lawson

Richard Armitage

Both individuals exhibit considerable natural attractions of their own - I encourage a Google Image search for research purposes of both Nigella and Richard, using the word "naked" - and it would be fitting that such lovely examples of human forms be re-created by our fine Gallimaufrian artisans.

This intriguing concept was enhanced further by the proposal of The Painted Duchess that these statues be erec-- DISPLAAAAYED in a pervy garden that would show "many pervy statues, surrounded by pervy garden benches with which to lust over pervy statues... etc...".

Once more, I confess, I am enamoured with a proposal of such pervilicious magnitude and I suggest that the west side of Noctis Divum Mountain, overlooking our nation's capital of Juan, would be an ideal setting for these wonderfully filthy endeavours of ours.

As always though, such matters must be discussed and voted upon and I turn to all the Councillor's for their input and suggestions....