*bangs gavel firmly and confidently, ensuring the Council's attention*
Pervy Councillors, good day to you all... *bows head*
Firstly, it is my very great pleasure to announce we have a new face amidst our number in here in Council Chambers and I would like you all to take the time to welcome JRR4FILM.
JRR4FILM has been good enough to take on the role of Minister for YouTube and it is my fond hope that we don't terrify him too much in his first weeks as a Councillor.
The second matter I wish to address is our continuing lack of a clear idea of what in the name of arse it is we do round here...I mean, I invited JRR4FILM to join us in our quest to "rid the world of homogenised blandness and sauce it up with occasional rude/smutty/filthy references that bring smirks to the faces of so many". Succinct, yes, but is that all we do? Is there a bigger picture, or even smaller details, that I am failing to address?
Your thoughts on this matter would be appreciated, *looks at you all pointedly over her spectacles* Councillors, as I am intent on drafting a constitution.
I leave you all to ponder this matter and continue your day....
WELCOME to the now resident expert in YouTube, Karaoke and all things MLB, the delicious JRR4FILM (who may or may not be having it off with the Minister for Shiny Things, et cetera).
ReplyDeleteI like the idea that we are endeavouring to rid the world of homogenised blandness. Saucing it up with just the right amount of filth and smut, giving astonished expressions to those who could benefit from them, is clearly a mission of goodwill. And naturally we're not being overly perverted or even downright dirty - we're just adding a hint of filth. A hint! A mere splash of smut. Our purpose (geez louise, I just typed "porpoise") is SMIRK(ing). To make people smirk. And perhaps to unbunch the knickers of those who are too uptight.
As for all the legal schmegal talk in drafting up a constitution, well, I'm just interested in arts and shiny things, really. *coughs* Wouldn't be good at that sort of thing.
With festive cheer,
The Painted Duchess