Obviously, I am Queen....there was never any dispute of my right to rule atop a steaming pile of smut but my Pervy Council, bless you darlings, you do seem a bit confused...
Baron Hawkey was all-hellfire keen to be Education Minister but now seems keener on the Silly Walks portfolio. Painted Duchess all too naturally fell into the Arts Ministry and there was suggestion of forkinabucket taking on the post of Minister for Bicycle Appreciation.....
*wide eyed glare encompassing all council members from the fake gold-leaf & purple crushed velvet throne*
WILL YOU PEOPLE MAKE UP YOUR BLOODY MINDS!!!!??!?
I should point out, as Queen and as something of bossy cow into the bargain, that I insist on having the following portfolios/positions within the Pervy Council:
ReplyDelete- Minister for Defence - coz I have a pulse pistol and like big bangs
- Chaplain - not because I want to spuke any religious mumbo-jumbo but because I like the idea of anointing people with wine and/or malt whisky
LOL. I'm all for the Chaplain. Great ideas.
ReplyDelete- Queen of the Pervy Council.
- Minister for Arts: the Appreciation Thereof, Practice of, Performance of, Blog Posts About and General Love of.
- Minister for Defence: Protecting the Queen with Said Pulse Pistol; Penchant for Big Bangs A Plus.
- Chaplain: To Annoint Ministers with Wine/Whisky.
- Minister for Silly Walks: To Preserve the Silly Walks of Those Who Design Them.
- Minister for Education: To Make Sure That Everybody Is Educated (In the Name of All Important Things, ie. Wine Appreciation, Consumption of Cheesecake, et cetera).
- Minister for Bicycles: A Portfolio Kept By An Able Minister to ensure that All Bicycles and Bicycle-related Propaganda are and is Proper.
What say ye, Council? I have forgotten what James' portfolio is. Can anybody enlighten me?
My portfolio is made of leather and isn't portable.
ReplyDeleteThat disappoints me greatly.
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