Sunday, January 15, 2012

Harry Potter stars' rankings in terms of perviness




In order to make a fair judgement about the above photo, I have decided to rank them based PURELY on that photo, and not by recalling better hair days that each individual star may have had. Given the disgraceful hair in this photo, the ranking is slightly different than it otherwise may have been. I will be ranking them thus:

1) Draco Malfoy (fantastic hair)
2) Neville Longbottom (well-groomed)
3) Harry Potter (too short)
4) Ron Weasley (what the fuck)

I'm sorry, Rupert Grint, but your hair is not cutting it. At all. I don't even care that you're part of Team Redhead. Your hair is a DISGRACE.

I think the point of this photo is, "OMG LOOK AT NEVILLE, HE GOT HOT" but my housemate Pippa smugly informs me that she always knew he would be much more attractive than the others. Interesting. I have yet to see that particular actor (name? Insignificant detail) in anything other than Harry Potter so whether or not he can actually act remains to be seen.

In Pervy We Trust,
Minister for Shiny Things

2 comments:

  1. Yes, that Matthew Lewis kiddie has become a man...yes, yes he very much has and YES, Rupert Grints's haircut is appalling (not the first questionable cut, it should be said) but ABSOLUTE BOTTOM of the list, after Radcliffe? That I cannot agree with.

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  2. I would maybe swap Harry and Ron around. I am not attracted to Daniel Radcliffe in the slightest. Harry Potter is my favourite character from the series and is such like a little brother to me. ;-)

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