The Pervy Council

The Bellicus Bay Military Docks saw the launch of the Gallimaufrian Navy’s first frontline defensive vessels - the HMS Richard Armitage and HMS Nigella Lawson (pictured below) - this afternoon, with Queenie Sianypants gladdened to finally see our nations’ waters protected, if less enthusiastic about wasting perfectly good champagne to see the ships away.

HMS Richard Armitage leaves home bound for our northern waters - if you don't get the two in-jokes about this ship being in Northern waters....Queenie will snap you, so don't ask.

HMS Nigella Lawson glides out into the southern Gallimaufrian waters with the grace of her namesake

“I want our neighbours to remember something, and remember it well” said Queenie, whilst too-amorously stroking the hull of the Richard Armitage “Our nation is not after any trouble, we’re about the love and the perviness and getting the feck on with one another in all facets of life. But if you try anything funny, mess with us, I’m sending Richard and Nigella out after you in ways you cannot begin to imagine the agonies of...GOT IT?!?”