2011 - Make it rumpy heaven

Now then ladies & gents of the pervy world, it has come to my
attention that there has been a distinct lack of perviness and smut
thus far in 2011. This needs to be rectified pronto, I implore you to
go out this weekend and ramp up the SMUT FACTOR.



Whether its going at it hammer and tongs with your betrothed, picking
up a hot piece of ass in a local bar for a night/afternoon of wanton
abandon, or just a cheeky frot on public transport (lets face it, who
doesnt mind a little bump and grind with the perfect stranger), get
out out there and get your smut on, even a cheeky flash of
cleavage/leg/crotch to a passing neighbour,hell, you can even get down
and dirty with yourself if the mood takes you.



Lets begin this year the way we want it to carry on - Pervy and Proud
- and don't forget to share all the deliciously pervy details with
your Minister for Sex Education.